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$50.00 won 3 votes

I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.

I knew right away who sent it...

It was my Uncle Ben.

3 votes

posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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60 may be the new 40...

But the $100 dollar bill is the new $20 dollar bill.

2 votes

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

She was the champ!

The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

Judge: I know you, don't I?

Defendant: Uh, yes.

Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?

Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?

Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.

Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.

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posted by "merk" |