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I always preferred the English version of "diarrhea"...

Which is "diarrhoea", because it looks like you really lost control of your vowels.

We don't hide crazy in this family.

We put it out on the front porch and give it a beer!

According to a new survey, Americans feel that we should all be able to retire when we're 44 years old.

I did.

I just didn't let my boss know.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...

But in Medieval Times, people were named Lance-a-lot.