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Sign seen in repair shop (directed at customers):

Hourly rate: $100

Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125

Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150

Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $200

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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1. At a movie theatre, which 'arm rest' is yours?

2. In the word scent, is the "S" silent or "C"?

3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.

Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.

Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on."What are you doing?" I asked.

"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "merk" |