Latest Jokes

I told my wife I had a crush on Beyoncé.

She replied with, “Well, whatever floats your boat.”

I'm confused because that's Buoyancy.

For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born.

She told him she was born in 1935.

"Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of money!"

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wife's spice rack.

So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.