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My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.

When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Classmates at college were lamenting the cost of long distance phone service and debating the relative advantages of AT&T, MCI, and Sprint.

"I've found CTC to be the cheapest plan around," offered one.

"CTC? Who are they?"

"You know," he responded. "Call Them Collect."

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posted by "ELECTION " |
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Friend: "What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"

Me: "Her son back!"

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posted by "Chloe2015" |