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Lipton Tea Employees
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I always wanted to know...

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks'?

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The Speaking Clock
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The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

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What Is A Unit
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My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"

I replied, "Correct."

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Artist Girlfriend
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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

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