Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wife's spice rack.
So far, she hasn't noticed.
Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
I had an explosion in my kitchen last night.
I combined pasta and antipasto.
You know your getting old...
When your son's hair is turning gray.
How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.