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$25.00 won 9 votes
 

I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start, but I made it!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$8.00 won 6 votes
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An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...

... just kidding, they know better.

6 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$50.00 won 10 votes
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My brother took going to jail badly.

He refused food, drinks, he spat on and swore at anybody who came near him, and started throwing things everywhere.

After that we never played Monopoly again.

10 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |