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Confucius say...

He who jumps out of airplane without parachute, is jumping to conclusion.

I always feel nervous when I walk through a cornfield...

I keep thinking I'm being stalked.

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase. The clerk noticed that I had not signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.

When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt.

So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt.

As luck would have it, they matched.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.