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How does a dog stop a TV show?

He presses PAWS.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"

The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders today."

The second old guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."

The third old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last time."

The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today." '

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?"

The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.

Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"

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posted by "barber7796" |