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Favorite this joke The American Academy of Ophthalmology just released a report that stated not enough ophthalmologist will be in practice in the next five years to serve the public need.
They cite the fact that not enough pupils are graduating.
Their past recruiting had been short sighted.
8th Place
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$7.00
Scientific Golf facts:
New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost.
With golf, the slow groups are always in front of you and the quick groups are always behind you.
Golf is the only game where the ball lies poorly, and the golfers lie well.
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$10.00
Golf balls are like eggs...
They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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