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if ignorance is bliss...

Then there should be more happy people!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
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A father and his son were looking at a nativity scene in a London gallery. It was Titian's world-famous painting of the scene at Bethlehem. The boy said, “Dad, why is the baby lying in such a crude cradle in a pile of straw?”

"Well, son,” explained the father, “they were poor, and they couldn't afford anything better.”

Said the boy, "Then how could they afford to have their picture painted by such an expensive artist?”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Good job, you just did."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.

He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |