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The police rang me today to say they've recovered our stolen sofa...

Which I thought was nice of them, since it was starting to look scruffy and faded.

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posted by "Gilly" |
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The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.

I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight.

Why?

Because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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At my friends' wedding reception, the groom stood to say a few words. He turned to his bride's mother. "You've given me a gift," he began, "a gift that..."

Here he paused in thought, whereupon his mother-in-law completed the sentence, "That you can't return!"

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posted by "merk" |