As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, he asked her the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my text?"
“I feel like carp today...”
“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”
Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…
Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!
I saw a driver texting and driving...
It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.