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"Can you tell me one of the most popular use for cowhide?"

"Sure, it holds cows together."

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In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with time.

"For example," he said, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet, one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's version of the contest?"

The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up, "Not very well."

"Why is that?" Asked the professor.

"For one thing," the student pointed out, "She'd be way too old!"

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posted by "merk" |
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My little sister is allergic to fish, but I didn’t realize that fish were allergic to her.

She took Monstro out of his goldfish bowl to play with him, and he immediately started to gasp and turn blue.

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posted by "Wano U" |
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Judge asks the defendant, “Why did you steal that car, Mr. Jones?”

Mr. Jones looks down, “I just had to get to work for an important meeting.”

The judge keeps asking, “Well why didn’t you take a bus?”

Mr. Jones looks up, surprised, “Don’t you need a special license to drive the bus?”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |