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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.

Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
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A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.

"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$50.00 won 15 votes

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |