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A scientist was working on an equation that would make ION propulsion viable but after several months he couldn’t make his theory work.

His neighbor a pastor at the local church took one look at the algorithm and solved in minutes.

The Scientist was astonished thinking it must be a miracle. The pastor said, “It was easy; after all they’re Parish-ION-ers.”

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "greens52" |
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I ordered a cell phone case from an online retailer, and they sent me a child size face mask.

So I put it on my phone and it hasn't caught a virus since!

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "David Kuhns" |
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I dropped a bar of gold on my toe.

Au!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "RMHawaii" |