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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, he asked her the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my text?"

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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“I feel like carp today...”

“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”

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posted by "stee" |
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Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…

Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!

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I saw a driver texting and driving...

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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