"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge."
The Doctor says, "What's come over you?"
The guy says, "Three cars and a truck!"
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
His doctor says it was due to too many strokes.
I have planned out my Valentine's Day:
1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.
2) Chocolates for lunch.
3) Watch a romantic movie.
4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.
5) Regret eating two dinners.
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke...