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Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror.

"What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry.

"Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major."

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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Sign on a maternity room door...

"Push, Push, Push!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
7 votes

Did you realize that Alligators can grow up to 20 feet?

But most grow 4.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...

Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |