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Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?

Husband: You are right.

Wife: Very funny, no, the other ones.

Husband: I was wrong.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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“I’m worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,” said the father to his son.

“Don’t worry Dad,” he replied. “They still teach the same thing at both ends.”

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posted by "merk" |
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I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It’s an autobiography.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |