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I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Teacher: What is a synonym?

Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

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posted by "Raac" |
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Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A boy is listening to the car radio with his father.

"Dad," he began, "what music did you like when you were growing up?"

"Well, I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin," the father replies.

"Who?"

"Yeah, I liked them too."

2 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |