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What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch?

"Ah, that's the spot!"

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |
7 votes

I recently ask a not so bright applicant to fax me her resume...

She replied that she could not as she only had one copy.

7 votes

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posted by "barber7796" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

Why did the dog walk into the bar?

He was looking for the person that shot his PAW.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$25.00 won 12 votes

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such treatment, the man tries the parrots approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it now!"

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

12 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |