Principal: "Billy, is it true that you called the teacher a big meanie?"
Billy: "Yes I did."
Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"
Billy: "Yes I did."
Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"
Billy: "No, but I'll remember that for next time!"
If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet...
And a Llama with two L's is an adorable beast of burden...
What's a three L Lama?
A big fire in Boston.
Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out.
Ned said, "That must be Adam's."
Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the internet is an addictive agent which, they say, is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol.
However, researchers go on to say that the internet is actually much more dangerous than these addictive substances, since it is a terminal addiction.