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Why is it that when you go grocery shopping, you can buy a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic bottle, turkey slices in plastic wrap, six apples in a plastic carton, a block of cheese in plastic wrap, and plastic bottles of ketchup and mustard.

But when you go to check out, they won't give you a plastic bag because it's bad for the environment?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Remember when we cried as kids, our parents replied with, "I'll give you something to cry about!"

We just never thought that, instead of hitting us, they'd destroy the housing market, quadruple college tuition, and melt the polar ice caps.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.

As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one crew member looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway.

Turning to a co-worker he said, "I wonder how long he's been waiting to cross?"

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks!

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posted by "merk" |