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As expected, I'm now banned from Grenade training.
Little Susie: "What do ya want for Christmas this year, Tommy?"
Little Tommy: "A calendar."
Little Susie (surprised): "A calendar, why's that?"
Little Tommy: "'Cause last week I pretended to be sick so I could stay home from school, and then I found out it was Saturday."
Principal: "Now Tyler, why weren't you in class today? I want an explanation, and I want the truth."
Tyler: "Well, which would you rather have?"
My wife and I have this running battle over the temperature setting for our air conditioning.
She wants it set cooler. I want it set warmer.
After a recent verbal exchange, she finally shouted, "It's your fault. You always said you wanted a hot wife!"
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