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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Worrying works...

90% of the things I worry about never happen!

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posted by "aod318" |
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A lion was stalking through the jungle one day when he came across a bull. The lion and the bull got into a tremendous battle, but in the end the lion killed the bull and ate him up. The lion was so pleased with himself that he threw back his head and roared and roared. The noise attracted a hunter who followed the sound until he found the lion. The hunter took aim and killed the lion with a single shot.

Moral: When you are full of bull, it’s wise to keep your mouth shut.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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I was in a liquor store and the owner asked me, "Do you need help?"

I replied, "Yes, but I’ll have a bottle of whisky instead."

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |