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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion.

The visiting hunter asked, ''When did you bag him?''

The host said, ''That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.''

''What's he stuffed with?'' asked the visiting hunter.

“My wife!”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together...

At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny. "You could at least give it a try, couldn't you?"

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

At one point the auditor exclaimed, ''Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.''

''Thank goodness,'' returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face, ''I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash.''

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |