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Where do you find giant snails?

On the ends of a giant's fingers.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, "I know I'm in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!"

"The crackers are complimentary," the voice at the other end coolly explained. "I believe you are complaining about your room number."

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Sign outside a furniture store in northern Virginia:

ANTIQUE TABLES MADE HERE DAILY!

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I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me.

I found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.

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