Mr. Benson: "Honey, have you seen the newspaper."
Mrs. Benson: "I wrapped the garbage in it."
Mr. Benson: "Oh, but I had wanted to see it."
Mrs. Benson: "Oh, there wasn't much the see, just a banana peel and some old coffee filters."
When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Sith Grade.
Harold: "That singer has a terrible voice. Who is she, anyway?"
Joe: "She's my wife."
Harold: "Well, uhm, uh, I didn't really mean her voice, I meant the awful music she has to sing. Who wrote it, anyway?"
Joe: "I did."