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A star-struck young lady was invited to a Hollywood Christmas party. She spied a star she was sure she knew and went up to him.

“I’m a huge fan!” she said. “Could I touch your neck?”

The actor stepped back and said, “What are you talking about?"

She blurted, “Aren’t you Zach Woods?”

“No, I’m James Woods!” he answered with some annoyance.

“I’m so sorry,” she confessed. “I guess I was in the wrong neck of the woods.”

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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My friend called me and said, "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45."

I made it there in 33, which was Record Time!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"

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posted by "aod318" |
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My doctor advised me to limit red meat in my diet.

So I stopped putting ketchup on my meatloaf.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "zacklyw" |