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I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."

She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A small boy in a farming town was leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the boy.

"What are you holding on to your brother so tight for?"

"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied with blinking an eye.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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In an effort to compete with regional microchip production, the Mayor of St. Paul, MN decided to hold an economic luncheon event.

The caterer arrived with a full stock of mini apples and mini soda.

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posted by "Wano U" |
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Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle.

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posted by "I am innocent" |