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$15.00 won 5 votes

A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier says: "You must be single?”

The man replied: “Wow how did you know that?”

Cashier: “Because you’re not that good looking.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
1 votes

Customer: Barkeep, what’s the special today?

Barkeep: It’s an original drink we call the Zomazoid. It’s made with 2 shots each of 100 proof alcohols. It contains Vodka, Tennessee Whiskey, Tequila, and Scotch, topped with Irish Cream and Banana slices.

Customer: What do the customers that order this drink say about it?

Barkeep: No one really knows, we can’t understand what they’re saying.

1 votes

posted by "Marty" |
1 votes
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As William Shakespeare died in 1616, I believe he should be referred to in the past tense...

Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

Major damage after Hurricane Miley and Hurricane Cyrus merged together and then jammed into the mainland...

Witnesses say the scene looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball.

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Marty" |