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A man had just arrived home after the successful implantation of a pacemaker.

Reading through the literature, he was delighted to learn that the instrument carried a lifetime guarantee.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Diner: "Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?"

Waiter: "What does it taste like?"

Diner: "I don't know."

Waiter: "Then what's the difference?"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Optometrist: "Now remember, you'll need to wear your new glasses all the time, even at work."

Patient: "Oh, that might be kind of tricky, I'm a boxer."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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I think I may need professional help...

A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |