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$10.00 won 2 votes

As a college graduate, I don't intend to spend the rest of my life being a waiter.

But it puts food on the table.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Grampy" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

"Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" is the name of an Oscar award winning movie.

It also describes where my body hurts.

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "aod318" |
$50.00 won 2 votes

- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.

- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.

- You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.

- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.

- There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.

- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

- You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you.

- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.

2 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "merk" |
1 votes
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Saleswoman: "When this baby doll is put to bed, it goes to sleep just like a real baby."

Mrs. Williams: "Whoever made it didn't know much about real babies."

1 votes

posted by "Kathy Harrington" |