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$15.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.

Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?

Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
2 votes

People say I'm condescending...

That means I talk down to people.

2 votes

posted by "CASEY" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

Everyone told Sam not to sing...

But Samsung anyway.

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

9 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |