Latest Jokes

My wife texted me “I love u”.

I said that’s my favorite letter, too.

Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."

Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"

Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."

I started reading a long article on how AI will change out lives.

Creating essays, songs, editing photos... quite amazing.

I made it halfway through the article, thinking to myself, "I still don't understand what this guy Al has to do with this."

Mindy: "I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car."

Missy: "Really? How did you do it?'

Mindy: "I opened the door and pushed him out."