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Mary had a little lamb...

And two nurses who passed out in the delivery room.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.

"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"

"Five," answered Felix.

"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."

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posted by "merk" |
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A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?"

"This woman swallowed a golf ball," he replies. "And we're trying to remove it from her throat."

Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, "And is she the patient's mother?"

"Actually," the doctor replies. "That's her golfing partner and she's waiting to finish the game."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Teacher: "Little Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

Little Johnny: "What do you think it is, Sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

Little Johnny: "I don't think I know either, Sir."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |