I had a happy childhood.
My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.
Those were Goodyears.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in?
He went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Why don't cows become waitresses?
They hate being tipped.
I bought a bag of air today…
The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.