Mother (to sleeping Little Johnny): "Little Johnny, wake up! It’s twenty to eight."
Little Johnny (half asleep): "In whose favor?"
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt.
Mother: Did you look in the car?
Junior: Where in the car?
Mother: Try the glove compartment.
First Hunter: I just met a great big bear in the woods.
Second Hunter: Did you give him both barrels?
First Hunter: Both barrels? I gave him the whole gun.