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Fred: What is the name of your dog?

Betty: Ginger.

Fred: Does Ginger bite?

Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.

Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."

"Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Blanche: Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!

Herb: Does it upset you that much?

Blanche: Not just me, the entire congregation.

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |