Latest Jokes

Mindy: "I think I'm going to divorce my husband. He hasn't spoken to me in days."

Missy: "Are you sure? Men like that are hard to find."

I went to visit a psychic today.

I knocked on the door and she called out, "Who is it?"

So I left.

Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children...

Just like the bottle says.

I'm retired.

I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.