A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!
I said, “Mark, my words!”
Your jokes are so old and stale...
If they had a sale by date, it would be roman numerals!
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though...
Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass!