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I was working in my downtown flower shop, when I noticed a man grab a bouquet and head for the door without paying.

By the time I got to the door, he was halfway down the block.

As I ran after him, I heard a woman across the street yell, "Run, Florist, Run!"

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Grampy" |
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A surgeon, who had just gotten his suit back from the tailor shop, goes back to the shop and says, "My suit just fell apart!"

"Oh my!" the tailor replies. "Do you know how this could have happened?"

"I don't know," the surgeon replies. "It was fine until I took the stitches out."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Diner: "These oysters are very small."

Waiter: "I suppose, sir."

Diner: "And they don't look very fresh."

Waiter: "Then I suppose it's a good thing they're so small, isn't it, sir?"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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After 35, women don’t have one night stands.

We have auditions.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |