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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers.

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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.

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The female skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo)...

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say,

"Picabo, ICU..."

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posted by "HENNE" |