Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
Dad jokes leave me numb.
But math jokes leave me number.
My kids are so open to experiencing culture.
They'll try anything, from chicken tenders at an Indian restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant.
A man had just arrived home after the successful implantation of a pacemaker.
Reading through the literature, he was delighted to learn that the instrument carried a lifetime guarantee.