I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.
I knew right away who sent it...
It was my Uncle Ben.
60 may be the new 40...
But the $100 dollar bill is the new $20 dollar bill.
She was the champ!
The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.