Latest Jokes

Joe: "That's a mighty fine stuffed lion, Moe."

Moe: "Why, thank you, Joe. This lion was caught by my uncle during one of his trips to Africa."

Joe: "Fascinating. What is it stuffed with?"

Moe: "My uncle."

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

The rains down in Africa.

I'm done with dating sites.

Now focused on pizza delivery guys.

Before I even meet them, I know they have a job, car, and a pizza.

I opened an Air BnB at the corner of a busy intersection.

There were three businesses at the other corners: a gastroenterologist, a diarrhea clinic, and a spa that did colonics.

I decided to call my Air BnB: "The House at Poo Corners"