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In my job with a delivery company, I was getting directions to a customer's home.

The woman very specifically said, "From the main road in the center of town go two lights. Look for the post office. Turn left onto the next street. Go 1.3 miles. Drive past a red hydrant and then take the next right. Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second on the right, and the number is on the mailbox."

As I entered the information into the computer, I asked, "What color is your house?"

The woman paused a second, then said, "Hold on. I'll go check."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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SON: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

DAD: What's wrong with the one we live in?

SON: Huh?

DAD: Goodnight...

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

Mr. and Mrs. Morrison were on a safari in Africa.

As they were walking through the jungle, a huge lion comes creeping out towards them, ready to pounce.

"Shoot!" Mrs. Morrison screamed to her husband. "Shoot!!"

"I can't!" he yelled back. "I'm all out of film!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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YOU MIGHT BE A PREACHER IF...

- You've dreamed you were preaching, only to awaken and discover you were.

- A church picnic is no picnic.

- You wish people would die at more appropriate times.

- Instead of getting "ticked off," you get "grieved in your spirit."

- You're tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.

- You've ever wanted to "lay hands" on a deacon's neck.

- Everybody stops talking when you enter the room.

- You sometimes stretch the truth at a funeral.

- You've suffered an anxiety attack while playing Bible Trivia Pursuit.

- The ideas you bounce off board members really do.

- You get your second wind when you say "And in conclusion..."

3 votes

posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |