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My mother and father were driving when she was pulled over by the police. Mom was in a hurry and told the officer so.

“I understand ma’am,” he said. “But I have to ticket anyone over 55.”

Mom was beside herself. “That’s discrimination!” she shouted.

The officer explained calmly, “Ma'am, I meant the speed limit.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Do you know what I love most about baseball?

The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt...

And that's just in the hot dogs!

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posted by "greens52" |
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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me a Happy Birthday.

He asked me how old I was and I told him, "72."

My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |