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19 and 20 had a fight...

21...

19 was injured, 22.

Forgot my Pin for the 3rd time today...

As expected, I'm now banned from Grenade training.

Little Susie: "What do ya want for Christmas this year, Tommy?"

Little Tommy: "A calendar."

Little Susie (surprised): "A calendar, why's that?"

Little Tommy: "'Cause last week I pretended to be sick so I could stay home from school, and then I found out it was Saturday."

Principal: "Now Tyler, why weren't you in class today? I want an explanation, and I want the truth."

Tyler: "Well, which would you rather have?"