Frankie: "So, I took my girlfriend out for dinner at this fancy restaurant last night; she orders a bowl of soup, and wouldn't you know it, she finds a fly in her soup!"
Jeff: "Oh, that's awful! What did she do?"
Frankie: "Well, she turns to the waiter and calls, 'Waiter, remove this insect!"
Jeff: "And what happened then?"
Frankie: "He kicked me out the door."
My wife and I were stuck in traffic.
Frustrated, I looked at her and said: “I’m turning round.”
She replied: “I know - stop eating so many burgers.”
Mr. Benson: "Honey, have you seen the newspaper."
Mrs. Benson: "I wrapped the garbage in it."
Mr. Benson: "Oh, but I had wanted to see it."
Mrs. Benson: "Oh, there wasn't much the see, just a banana peel and some old coffee filters."