The snowman decided he had to go to the barber to get all his icicles cut off.
He was tired of having frosted flakes.
My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character.
You should've seen the Luke on his face!
Think About It...
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.
I knew right away who sent it...
It was my Uncle Ben.