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I recently came into a lot of money...

and that's why I got fired from the bank.

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Father to his daughter: “Your date's mother called and said you pepper sprayed her son. I just gave you that pepper spray, what happened?”

Daughter: “Well, we were having dinner and I was looking at the spray container and it said USE BY 6/25 and today is June 25th, I guess I panicked.”

Father: “That would be June 2025 dear.”

Daughter: “Oh.”

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posted by "Marty" |
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I just realized Titanic and the Sixth Sense are basically the same movie.

How so?

Icy dead People!

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posted by "RMHawaii" |
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Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.

So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

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posted by "RMHawaii" |