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Once a terrible golfer hit a ball onto an ant hill. He went over the ant hill to hit the ball. No matter how hard he tried, all the golfer managed to do was to hit the ant hill and kill many ants.

At last, only two ants remained. One turned to the other and said, “If we want to stay alive, we’d better get on the ball!”

6 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

While prosecuting a robbery case, I conducted an interview with the arresting officer. My first question was, “Did you see the defendant at the scene?”

“Yes, from a block away,” the officer answered.

“Was the area well lit?”

“No. It was pretty dark.”

“Then how could you identify the defendant?” I asked, concerned.

Looking at me as if I were nuts, he answered, “I’d recognize my cousin anywhere.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

"Danny," began Mrs. Waters, "what's usually used as a conductor of electricity?"

"Why- er..."

"Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?"

"The what???"

That's absolutely right. The watt."

5 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |