Comedian: "I highly object to you having me go on stage after that monkey act."
Stage manager: "Honestly, I can understand, the audience might have thought it was an encore."
Joe: "That's a mighty fine stuffed lion, Moe."
Moe: "Why, thank you, Joe. This lion was caught by my uncle during one of his trips to Africa."
Joe: "Fascinating. What is it stuffed with?"
Moe: "My uncle."
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
The rains down in Africa.
I'm done with dating sites.
Now focused on pizza delivery guys.
Before I even meet them, I know they have a job, car, and a pizza.