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Blanche: Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!

Herb: Does it upset you that much?

Blanche: Not just me, the entire congregation.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"

Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.

"Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?"

"I can't imagine, dear, what?"

"A lady had twins, and a spare!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |