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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a-low-ha?

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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A tourist was driving on a back road in Arkansas during a heavy rainstorm. He passed a cabin with a man sitting on the porch playing his fiddle.

"Why don't you go inside on this rainy day?" the tourist asked.

"Because the roof leaks," answered the fiddler.

"Well, then, why don't you fix the roof?"

"Can't fix a roof when it's raining," the fiddler answered.

"So, why don't you fix the roof on a sunny day?"

"'Cause the roof don't leak on sunny days!" replied the fiddler.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$6.00 won 2 votes
 

While going through his deceased father’s things, a man finds a 25-year-old claim check for a shoe repair.

Curious, he goes to the store and hands the owner the ticket.

The owner goes to the back and then reappears. “Good news,” he begins, “they’ll be ready next Friday.”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

U.C.L.A...

6 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |