Latest Jokes

What do you give a cop for their birthday?

A copcake.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him.

The judge gave me 15 years.

Problem solved.

You do not need a parachute to go skydiving...

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

I was looking for a job at the local newspaper.

To make a long story short, I got hired as an editor.