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Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling. Moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.

Hours later, when everyone but Mr. Jacobson had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him.

After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.

Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr. Jacobson, are you there? It's the Red Cross."

Bristling, the harried executive called back, "Get lost. I gave at the office!"

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Beggar: Pardon me, but would you give me fifty cents for a sandwich?

Passerby: I don’t know, let’s see the sandwich.

3 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"

2 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Stephen King has a brother named Joe...

I’m not joking, but he is.

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posted by "wadejagz" |