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1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

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posted by "merk" |
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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...

It never really took off.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him

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Fifteen seconds...

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide if you're doing anything with your life today.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |