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I never actually lose weight anymore.

Apparently, I just loan it out and it comes back with interest.

And lately, I have been getting great rates of return!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "MadMark" |
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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself...

"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Teacher: "If two gallons of gas cost $1.50, then what will be the cost of 10 gallons?"

Student: "Teacher, please clarify whether this is a math class or a history class?"

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "APURBA" |