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Favorite this joke Places I'd Rather Not Live...
- Paradox, New York
- Crapo, Maryland
- Boogertown, North Carolina
- Hellhole, Idaho
- Purgatory, Maine
- Girdletree, Maryland
- Rabbithash, Kentucky
How does a train hear another train coming?
With its engineers.
At the Doctor's Clinic...
Patient: Ooh! Doctor, when will this stomach ache go?
Doctor: Don't worry, Just follow this prescription and you will get quick relief.
As the patient stepped out into the waiting room of the clinic, a gust of wind blew the prescription out of the first-floor window.
Patient: Hey! Wait!
Next Day...
Doctor: How did you hurt yourself?
Patient: Doctor, didn't you tell me to follow the prescription?
Doctor: That's right, I did.
Patient: The prescription flew out of the window, so I followed it.
I grilled a chicken for two hours...
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
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