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Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

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What do you call a tiny mother?

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Teacher: "What is a nitrate?"

Little Johnny: "I'm not sure, but it's NOT cheaper than a day rate!"

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Teacher: What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: A mouse.

Teacher: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: Mariah Carey.

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