Latest Jokes

A contraceptive pill designed for men was rejected because of the negative side-effect of reducing their sex drive.

Given the reason for taking the pill, wouldn’t that have been a positive side-effect?

A cop pulled over two drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?"

"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."

The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."

A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.

Finally, the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can cook me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"

Why did the hallucinating person cross the road?

To follow the chicken.