For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wife's spice rack.
So far, she hasn't noticed.
Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
I had an explosion in my kitchen last night.
I combined pasta and antipasto.