What do you call a tree who can't finish a puzzle?
Elf: "Santa, we have finished making mints for every child."
Elf: "Yeah, you said make Altoids."
Santa: "I said make all toys."
Santa: "All toys."
Elf: "Well this is a disappoint-mint."
My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”
Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.
Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.
When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."