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What do you call a tree who can't finish a puzzle?

Stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |
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Elf: "Santa, we have finished making mints for every child."

Santa: "Mints?"

Elf: "Yeah, you said make Altoids."

Santa: "I said make all toys."

Elf: "Altoids!"

Santa: "All toys."

Elf: "Well this is a disappoint-mint."

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posted by "eslippin" |
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My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon.

When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon."

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posted by "wadejagz" |