Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel.
My husband George, and I enjoy taking ballroom and Latin dance classes for fun and exercise. One cold, wet morning, on our way to church, I said to George, "This afternoon would be a good time to stay in and finish making preserves for the church bazaar."
After church, a friend asked how we were going to spend the rest of the day.
We're going home to do salsa" George replied.
"Oh," she said, "you two are always dancing."
Why did the Atlanta Braves hire a baker?
They needed a new batter.
I always believed onions were the only food that could make you cry...
Until my dad hit me in the face with a coconut!