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A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!"

A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back, "I move to STRIKE!"

The first guy asked, "Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy responded, "No, I'm a BULLY!"

I always preferred the English version of "diarrhea"...

Which is "diarrhoea", because it looks like you really lost control of your vowels.

We don't hide crazy in this family.

We put it out on the front porch and give it a beer!

According to a new survey, Americans feel that we should all be able to retire when we're 44 years old.

I did.

I just didn't let my boss know.