"Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the love of my life…"
"Sir, I’m sorry, this is a brewery!"
"Oh, I know…"
I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…
He gave me a blank stair.
My friend asked me, "Quick! Quick! What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?"
I admit that I guessed, but I was right.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef.