There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.
As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"
What kind of key opens a banana?
A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*
He disappeared without a tres.
Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing.