When deer hunting you must sit still and be quiet for long periods of time.
That's why doctors are such good hunters.
They have lots of patients.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
“I am hungary.”
“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”
“I’m russian to the kitchen.”
“Is there any turkey?”
“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”
“Ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?
Daughter: Please hurry because I’m going to cry.
Dad: Dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth