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There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.

As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"

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posted by "Douglas" |
8 votes

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
7 votes

A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

7 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |