Latest Jokes

There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.

As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing.