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A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

“What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”

“Um, yes,” the man replies. “It is."

“Well then,” the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, “I am twying to west.”

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge."

The Doctor says, "What's come over you?"

The guy says, "Three cars and a truck!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

His doctor says it was due to too many strokes.

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posted by "ERS" |
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I have planned out my Valentine's Day:

1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.

2) Chocolates for lunch.

3) Watch a romantic movie.

4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.

5) Regret eating two dinners.

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