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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor.

"Oh,dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"

"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

4 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other... the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Chavez P" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

Good news, the Lego store has reopened...

People are lined up for blocks!

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |