Magic is awesome.
Do you know the name of the magical stick that makes men disappear?
The pregnancy stick.
He tells the clerk that he wants a dog.
The clerk asks, "What kind of demeanor do you want the dog to have?"
The man says, "I'm looking for a guard dog, demeanor the better!"
If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your Donkey,
Would you be stoned off your ass?
I have so much debt...
I can start a government.