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Little Johnny raised his hand in class. The teacher asked, “Do you have a question Little Johnny?”

Little Johnny replied, “What time IT IS?”

The teacher then replied slowly and clearly, “What time IS IT...”

With a puzzled look on his face Little Johnny said, “If I knew that I wouldn’t have asked you.”

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posted by "Marty" |
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A woman walks into a police precinct and reports that her husband is missing. When the Sargent asked her how long her husband’s been missing she says, “Since last winter.”

Astonished, the Sargent asked, “Why did you wait till spring to report him missing?”

The woman replies, “Because the landscaping company is asking too much money to mow the lawn.”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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Pappy sees Little Johnny walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"

The Johnny smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."

The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."

"Sure Pa, I know," Johnny said, "and look what you got!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The meal in the restaurant was awful. The diner asked to see the manager. When the manager came, the diner said, “I want to compliment you on your very clean kitchen.”

“Clean kitchen?” the manager asked. “Have you seen our kitchen?”

“No,” the diner replied. “But it must be clean because all the food tastes like soap.”

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |