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$12.00 won 8 votes

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes
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On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."

A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.

"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
2 votes

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |