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A man walked into the community store at a remote village. "Pardon me," he said. "But I'm a bit new to this town. Where is the movie theater?"

"We don't have one." the clerk replied.

"Hmm, okay, what about a golf course?"

"We don't have one."

"Well, where's your local football stadium? Surely you must play football."

"Nope."

"Well, then what do you do for fun around here? Where do you people go fishing and boating?"

"The same place where we play football, watch movies and golf."

Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.

"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."

"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.

How come fish are so skinny?

Cause they only eat fish