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At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office.

"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."

"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Fisk. "I didn't realize it... you don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"

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posted by "merk" |
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What do you call a Jedi in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Billy: Though my Aunt is very dear to me the truth is, no one likes her homemade pudding except you Johnny. Tell me why you always get a double helping and also take the leftovers home?

Johnny: I use it to patch the cracks in my driveway; it lasts for years.

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posted by "Marty" |
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What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition?

I’ve heard you have to beat the raining champion!

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posted by "greens52" |