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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My young grandson called the other day to wish me a Happy Birthday.

He asked me how old I was and I told him, "72."

My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.

As an engineer, I get paid to do just that.

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posted by "aod318" |
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The youngest child of seven was the only boy in the family. He often heard people saying how grown up his sisters were getting so he asked his mother when he was going to be a grown up.

She smiled, stooped down, and hugged him saying, "My sweet boy, one day you'll be a responsible adult but please know, since you're a guy you'll never actually grow up."

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posted by "Marty" |