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The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti-proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be nor confusing.

So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.

This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.

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posted by "merk" |
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After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks.

"All right, maggots, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in the world, who would it be?"

Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row, "My recruiter!"

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.

Then I want to move in with them."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |