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Top 5 Things We're Hoping A.I. Does For Us:

Call balls and strikes. Seriously. Is it in the square, or not?

Explain how my wife can always be wrong.

Defend my Magic the Gathering collection with laser weapons.

Help me understand why Carrot Top is funny.

Replacing rolls of toilet paper the right way.

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Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.

Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.

Doctor: So who told you?

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My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...

They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...

Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?

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