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What did the time traveler do when he finished his meal and was still hungry?

He went back "four" seconds.

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posted by "Fogtjas" |
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I trained my dog to fetch me beer...

It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?"

"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor.

"In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was practicing good Social Distancing.

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posted by "JCVD" |