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Favorite this joke If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get Gnihton Yletulosba…
Which ironically means... absolutely nothing.
My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...
Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”
Customer: "How much are these tomatoes?"
Owner: "Ninety-nine cents a pound."
Customer: "What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!"
Owner: "Then why don't you shop there?"
Customer: "They don't have any today."
Owner: "Well, when I don't have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!"
I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple
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