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Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?"

I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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posted by "clwhit" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move; he just stared.

“Don’t you want to sit on the bunny’s lap?” I asked.

“No!” he shouted. “There’s a man in his mouth!”

6 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Frank Bieniek" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

A mother was worried that her three-year-old son was unusually precocious, and took him to a psychiatrist.

"Right," said the shrink, "We'll just try a few simple tests." To the boy, he said "Say a few words - anything that comes into your mind."

The boy turned to his mother and asked, "Does he want logically constructed sentences or just a few random and purely isolated words?"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...

Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |