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A man vacationing in Africa stopped his fancy car in the middle of a large clearing in the jungle. While taking photos of the various animals passing by, a tired elephant came walking up from the other side. Noticing the car and mistaking it for a big black rock, the elephant sat on it.

What do you suppose happened next?

Well, everyone knows Mercedes Bends.

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
2 votes

What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the Bible?

An eighth-eist.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Cincinnati Reds one night.

Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a foul ball.

Miraculously, I managed to catch it on the fly.

As I sat down, breathless with excitement, my wife turns to me and says, "That was nice! How many of those do you get a game?"

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posted by "merk" |
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When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men.

He said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.

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posted by "merk" |