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I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work.

"Wow," she gushed, "you're an expert."

Feeling complimented and satisfied, but trying not to seem egotistical, I responded... "Once you get going, it's pretty easy!"

She looked puzzled and wondering if I'd misunderstood her I asked, "What did you just say?"

She replied, "I said your neck's burnt!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May.

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Those who aspire toward universal good may dream a hero’s death...

However, statistically speaking there’s a better chance they’ll choke and be taken out by a chicken nugget.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square.

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