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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I am a 65 year old volunteer teacher's assistant at my church's daycare. On the end of the second week of the start of school, one nice 5 year old girl that I noticed was observing me for days finally approached me and said:

"I know how old you are! You are 30 years old."

With shock and surprise in my voice, I said, "Oh my goodness, my grand daughter just turned 30!"

The 5 year old then said, "Wow, that is something! You and your grand daughter are the same age!"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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What tree has the most hair?

A fir tree!

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posted by "eslippin" |
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What natural remedies still work during quarantine?

Essential oils!

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posted by "eslippin" |