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Top 5 Signs You Probably Should be Exercising More:

Your five-year-old walking shoes look brand new.

Underneath that pile of cobwebs is your rowing machine

That gym you signed up for has reported you as a missing person

You've switched from wearing belts to bungee cords.

You're got winded just reading this list.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I put Jesus as my background picture and now my phone never dies.

Yup, He's my screen-savior.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man and his wife cracked open their fortune cookies.

Hers read, “Be quiet for a little while.”

His read, “Speak while you have a chance."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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Do I want a beer?

A) Yes

B) A

C) B

D) All of the above

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |