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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."

One of them said, "So will you."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I need to re-home a dog.

It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot.

If you're interested, let me know and I'll climb over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

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posted by "aod318" |
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The wife and I were going on a holiday vacation, and when we got to the airport I said to her, "I wish I'd brought the television."

She said, "Why, will you get bored?"

I said, "No, the passports are on top of it."

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Barber, cutting a customer's hair: "Hmm, I see a few gray hairs."

Customer: "At the rate you're going, I'm not surprised."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |