When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"
Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”
Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”
Son: “Well, isn't that what M-O-M stands for?”
I got pulled over for speeding.
Officer: “What’s your name?”
Me: “Last name is Goman”
Officer: “And your first name?”
Me: “Frida”
Officer: “You’re Frida Goman?”
Me: “Why thank you! I’ll just be on my way then.”
There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19...
His name was Constant-Teen.