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When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...

"T. Hanks - For the Memories"

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posted by "I am innocent" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”

Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”

Son: “Well, isn't that what M-O-M stands for?”

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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I got pulled over for speeding.

Officer: “What’s your name?”

Me: “Last name is Goman”

Officer: “And your first name?”

Me: “Frida”

Officer: “You’re Frida Goman?”

Me: “Why thank you! I’ll just be on my way then.”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19...

His name was Constant-Teen.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |