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We gathered at our four year old's birthday party. I asked the birthday girl, "What does a dog say?"

She answered, "Ruff ruff."

"What does a cat say?"

"Meow meow."

I asked one more, "What does the duck say?"

"Quack quack?"

"Very good... okay, one more. What does your grandma say?"

She answered with the loud voice, "OH MY GOD!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "TNGUYEN" |
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My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker.

Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.

So I folded.

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posted by "aod318" |
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My husband's expanding waistline was a sore subject, but I could no longer ignore it, especially since he's still young and handsome.

"Honey," I said, using a seductive voice, "If you lose 20 pounds, I promise to dance for you."

Using his sarcastic voice, he shot back, "Lose ten pounds and I'll watch."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "merk" |
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What is the opposite of stand up comedy?

A Sitcom.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |