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Nine months isn't really that long of a wait...

It only feels like a maternity!

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Hipsters hate rivers...

Too mainstream.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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In an airport, a flight gets canceled because the captain wasn't there.

Someone says, "So give the captain's armband to someone else!"

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Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"

Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I'm pretty sure she wants to eat it herself."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |