Latest Jokes

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes...

Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.

My wife was upset when she told me she had failed her driving test.

I said, "Oh no, what did they pull you up on?"

My wife replied, "A rope. The car's still in the canal."

What do you call the ritual of giving honorary college degrees to celebrities?

Artificial Intelligence.