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Congratulations to me!

I just made my last mortgage payment...

I still owe like $262,000, I'm just not going to pay them any more.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get Gnihton Yletulosba…

Which ironically means... absolutely nothing.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...

Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Customer: "How much are these tomatoes?"

Owner: "Ninety-nine cents a pound."

Customer: "What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!"

Owner: "Then why don't you shop there?"

Customer: "They don't have any today."

Owner: "Well, when I don't have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!"

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |