Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.
Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
I use an extra sensitive toothpaste...
It doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’...
And then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.