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Housework can't kill you...

But why take a chance?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray.

When you’re smashed with a jug in a South Auckland pub, that’s a Māori.

When you see a big boat tied up with a rope, that’s a mooring.

When you wake up and it’s bright because it’s no longer night, that’s the morning.

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posted by "aod318" |
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The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. “Are you ready for this?”

“What is it?” I asked.

“Fleet enema. Didn’t your doctor tell you about it?”

“No.”

She rechecked the orders. “Whoa!” she bellowed. “That didn’t say Fleet enema. It said feet elevated!”

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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When buying an old second-hand car always insist on getting one with a heated rear window.

That way, in winter you can warm your hands while you're pushing it.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |