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Favorite this joke The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. “Are you ready for this?”
“What is it?” I asked.
“Fleet enema. Didn’t your doctor tell you about it?”
“No.”
She rechecked the orders. “Whoa!” she bellowed. “That didn’t say Fleet enema. It said feet elevated!”
When buying an old second-hand car always insist on getting one with a heated rear window.
That way, in winter you can warm your hands while you're pushing it.
So, let me get this straight...
You drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
The wealthy socialite Mrs. Smythe was making final arrangements for an elaborate reception.
“Nora,” she said to her veteran servant, “for the first half-hour I want you to stand at the drawing-room door and call the guests’ names as they arrive.”
Nora’s face lit up. “Thank you, ma’am,” she replied. “I’ve been wanting to do that to some of your friends for the last 20 years.”
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