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After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks.

"All right, maggots, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in the world, who would it be?"

Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row, "My recruiter!"

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.

Then I want to move in with them."

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posted by "merk" |
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office.

“Hello, there,” said one. “Are you coming or going?"

“If I knew that,” said the other, “I wouldn’t be here.”

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