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Favorite this joke Diner: "Waitress, I don't like all these flies buzzing around my plate."
Waitress: "Don't worry, sir, just show me the ones you don't like and I'll get rid of them."
Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like.
If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.
A Baptist and a Mormon were talking one day about the subject of polygamy.
The Mormon said to the Baptist, “Show me one verse in the Bible that forbids polygamy."
The Baptist said, “No man can serve two masters.”
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