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Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.

Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.

Doctor: So who told you?

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...

They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”

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If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...

Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies.

Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?"

Man: "No."

Foreman: "Can you plaster?"

Man: "No."

Foreman: "Can you brick lay?"

Man: "No."

Foreman: "If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?"

Man: "I only live five minutes down the road."

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |