Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.
Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.
Doctor: So who told you?
My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...
They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”
If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...
Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?
A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies.
Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?"
Man: "No."
Foreman: "Can you plaster?"
Man: "No."
Foreman: "Can you brick lay?"
Man: "No."
Foreman: "If you don't mind me asking, what's handy about you?"
Man: "I only live five minutes down the road."