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Favorite this joke My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...
Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”
Customer: "How much are these tomatoes?"
Owner: "Ninety-nine cents a pound."
Customer: "What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!"
Owner: "Then why don't you shop there?"
Customer: "They don't have any today."
Owner: "Well, when I don't have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!"
I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning...
I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.
Which I loved, by the way.
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