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I'm not a tech junkie but I was a little skeptical when the salesman told me this would be the last GPS I ever needed. I am only 65 and I know technology changes and new and better ones come out every year.

I began to feel extremely uncomfortable and thought maybe he was right when I went to visit my wife at the cemetery and the GPS blurted out: "You have reached your final destination."

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Father: Little Johnny, I see by your report card that you are not doing well in history. How come?

Little Johnny: I can’t help it. The teacher always asks me about things that happened before I was born.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |