A man is walking across a bridge when he notices a little boy crying. Concerned, he walks up to the boy and asks, "Say, what's wrong, young fellow?"

"My sandwich fell in the water." the boy sobs.

Perplexed but sympathetic, the man says, "Oh, I'm very sorry, it must have been a very delicious sandwich. Was it with ham and cheese?"

"No." the boy sniffles.

"Well, was it with just cheese?"

"No."

"Was it with peanut butter and jelly?"

"No," the boy wails. "It was with my brother!"