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Lost Three Fingers
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I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

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Bought A Dog
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I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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A Pillow Fight
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Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.

I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Stash Display
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Right now I'm off to grow some facial hair...

Must dash!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |