Latest Jokes

Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!

Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.

Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?

Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

People say I'm condescending...

That means I talk down to people.