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What is the definition of a bachelor?

A man who doesn't have to leave the party just as he's beginning to enjoy himself.

Customer: "I’m looking for something cheap but high quality."

Salesperson: "You’re in luck! This pen writes just like a $100 pen."

Customer: "How much is it?"

Salesperson: "$99.99."

Salesperson: "This is your lucky day! We have a special offer: Buy one, get one free!"

Customer: "No thanks. I don't need two."

Salesperson: "Then give the free one to a friend!"

Customer: "I don't have any friends."

Salesperson: "Then make one with the free item!"

Teacher: "Johnny, if you have $20 in one pant pocket, and $35 in the other pant pocket, what do you have?"

Johnny: "That's easy, I have someone else's pants!"