Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective.
What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary?
An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year.
A mafia actuary can name them.
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
"Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday."
"Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?"
"What do you mean 'took them out of their shells!'"
I was raised as an only child.
That got on my brother’s nerves.