My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.
Trying to stay cool her mother asked, "How did that happen?"
Our daughter said, "It wasn't easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground."
One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news....
Good news: He had a parachute.
Bad News: It didnt work.
Good News: There was a haystack down below.
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Good News: He missed the pitchfork.
Bad News: He missed the haystack.