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After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.

"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."

The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"

"Sure," said the Southerner. "She doesn't care how I cut the grass."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, my friend couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Wife: "I lost my keys again."

Husband: "It's in your jeans."

Wife: "Don't drag my family into this!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "RS" |