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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you "can't" go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I've made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family, and work.

I have also been in Doubt. That's a sad place to go, and I try not to visit too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense. It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart. At my age I need all the stimuli I can get.

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posted by "LScott969" |
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A woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband, "Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"

"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant.

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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What kind of pastry needs a thesaurus?

Synonym Rolls.

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posted by "Carl Rayedge" |