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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

Will get a reward.

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The Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The bishop says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here."

The Higgs Boson asks, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

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What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists?

One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Our fourth grader celebrated his birthday on crutches, so he couldn’t carry the cupcakes into school without help. I asked our sixth-grader, Noah, to help his brother carry them in.

“I could,” he said, “but I’d prefer not to.”

Spotting a teaching moment, my husband asked Noah, “What would Jesus do?”

Noah answered, “Jesus would heal him so he could carry his own cupcakes.”

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posted by "merk" |