Latest Jokes

I'm not a fan of spring cleaning.

Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

My son got a new car and it has every bell and whistle you can imagine.

"Take it out for a drive," my son said.

I started backing out of the driveway and this cool little TV screen popped up and strangely was showing some video of a kid on a skateboard getting hit by a car.

Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”