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A boastful Englishman was holding forth on the merits of his watch to friends in New York City. At last, one of the American friends decided he could stand it no longer.

"That's nothing, "he interrupted. "I dropped my watch into the Hudson a year ago, and it's been running ever since."

The Englishman looked taken aback. "What!" he exclaimed. "The same watch?"

"No," he replied, "the Hudson."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
7 votes

The married couple were in the middle of an argument.

Husband: "Do u know the meaning of the word WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'"

Wife: "You're wrong, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'"

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Turtles" |
9 votes

I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today...

His mom got really angry!

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
11 votes

Two drunk guys were fighting.

One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

11 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |