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First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"

Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.

"Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?"

"I can't imagine, dear, what?"

"A lady had twins, and a spare!"

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals. Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch."

"Fair enough. From now on I'll make my own," he replied. A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him afterwards.

"We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like," he suggested.

I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated and the waitress came to take our order. My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, "Separate checks, please..."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Frank Bieniek" |
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A youngster was being shown a new baby who was very bald.

"Where did he come from?" he asked.

"From Heaven," replied a nurse.

Turning to his mother, the boy said, "Gee, they cut hair close in heaven, don't they?"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |