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Two men go to the sea for the first time. At high tide, they each fill a bottle full of water as a souvenir.

They return later that day when the sea is at low tide.

One of the men, amazed, looks at his friend, and says, "I guess we weren’t the only ones taking some water!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "TheBee" |
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My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time...

So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A lawyer's dog is having a great time running around the neighborhood unleashed — it heads directly to the butcher shop and pilfers a roast. 

The butcher heads over to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer replies, "Absolutely," and the butcher informs him that he owes him $18.50 because his unleashed dog just stole a roast from his shop. Speechless, the lawyer, goes on to write the butcher a check for the damages. 

A few days later, the butcher checks his mailbox and discovers an envelope from the lawyer. Inside the envelope is an invoice that read: "$75 due for a consultation."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
4 votes

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire-truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."

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posted by "wadejagz" |