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Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.

Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."

"Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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Blanche: Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!

Herb: Does it upset you that much?

Blanche: Not just me, the entire congregation.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |