A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...
Actually it was more of a Spell Check.
My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......
So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer.
If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
Her: Could you loan me ten dollars please?
Him: What did you say?
Her (a bit louder): Could you loan me twenty dollars please?
Him: I thought you asked for ten!