Latest Jokes

First Assistant: "So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that everything fits?"

Person who invented the first public bathroom stall: "Ah, don't worry about that. Can't stress enough how unimportant that part is."

I went to the zoo.

There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.

It was a Shih Tzu.

I live on a dead end street.

It is electrically deficient.

There are no outlets!

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.