The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right.
"So, tell me, nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"
I was doing some baking for the holidays, so I was kneading dough. It was getting late and I was tired so, I decided to leave the cleanup mess until the next morning.
The next morning, I was getting my coffee and I noticed thousands of little tiny footprints in the flour on the countertop.
Needless to say, I wasted no time calling the FBI.
They confirmed that I did, in fact, have Ant-Tracks.
An insurance broker, living in Florida, loves ocean fishing and decided to take his boat out for a troll. That morning, he was drifting about ten miles offshore and received a business call on his cell phone.
Suddenly, his rod bent double and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. This salesman was master of the situation.
"Pardon me," he told his customer calmly. "I have a call on another line."