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Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Heaven" |
2 votes

A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach...

His condition is now stable.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
4 votes

A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded, “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures. I don't know what happened, I just couldn't stop!”

4 votes

posted by "HENNE" |