Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.
Friend 2: Did she say so?
Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".
Can you name the favorite game of horses?
What do you call a charitable person in Portland?
An Oregon donor!
Yo' momma is so big...
It take her 24 hours just to get up... And by the time she gets up, it's time to lay back down because the day is over with!