Husband: For Pete’s sake, can’t you keep one lousy check book straight?!?
Wife: Now, hold it a darn second! I got myself a pocket computer and I meticulously added every deposit and subtracted every check! So I don’t believe you when you say I made a mistake!
Husband: Oh yeah? I’ll bet you money that you’re overdrawn!
Wife: Okay, how much do you want to bet?!?
Husband: Sixty-three dollars and twenty-seven cents!!
Wife: Are you having another sleepless night?!?
Husband: Yeah! I’m so darn angry, I’ve got insomnia again.
Wife: What’s eating you tonight?
Husband: It's that damn boss of mine! He gets me so boiling mad! He keeps bugging me all day long! Hounding me! Hounding me!! Then, when comes time to go to bed, I’m so full of “I should’ve said—!” that I can’t get any shut-eye!
Wife: What’s he got against you anyway?
Husband: He says I keep falling asleep on the job.