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Mrs. Smith: My husband's face fell a mile when he first saw the Grand Canyon.

Mrs. Jones: Was he that disappointed?

Mrs. Smith: No, he fell into the canyon.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A kindhearted judge was commiserating with the wife. "Your husband really has a problem. Has he ever tried Alcoholics Anonymous?"

"I'm sure he has," she nodded sadly. "That man will drink anything."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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To my friend's astonishment, a police car pulled up to her house and her elderly grandfather got out. The patrolman explained that the old gentleman had been lost in the city park and had asked for help.

"Why, Grandfather," my friend said, "you've been going there for 40 years. How could you get lost?"

The old man smiled slyly. "Wasn't exactly lost," he admitted. "I just got tired of walking."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Once a terrible golfer hit a ball onto an ant hill. He went over the ant hill to hit the ball. No matter how hard he tried, all the golfer managed to do was to hit the ant hill and kill many ants.

At last, only two ants remained. One turned to the other and said, “If we want to stay alive, we’d better get on the ball!”

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |