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A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.”

The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”

The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”

The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
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Knock Knock...

Whose there?

Burglar...

Burglar who?

Come on now, you know a burglar wouldn't knock!

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posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

When your age and waist line intersect...

That's a sign you have reached the first stage of old age!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.

I ask her what she was doing?

She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |