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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.

He thought he was God and I didn't.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was walking down the road and saw my neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, “What’s wrong?"

He replied, "It won’t start!”

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Did You Ever Wonder...

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

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Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it's loud and you can't turn it down.

I leave the number of the room next to me. It just rings very quietly and you hear a guy yell, "Why are you calling me?"

Then I get up and take a shower. It's great.

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