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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...

But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.

I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.

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posted by "aod318" |
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An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"

Operator: "Where?"

Caller: "No, a regular one!"

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?

Olive.

You've heard the song.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |