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My father said I missed parts of the lawn when I cut it.

He told me people are respected when they do stand-up work.

My father has always been a wise man so I followed his wishes and became a comedian.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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The reason they named a bar a bar and not a fly is because wedding invitations work much better when it’s announced they’re having an open bar.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”

Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.

"Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?"

The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up the other finger."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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posted by "merk" |