I have planned out my Valentine's Day:
1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.
2) Chocolates for lunch.
3) Watch a romantic movie.
4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.
5) Regret eating two dinners.
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day...
It's February 14.