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Ms. Warner: "Well, how are you getting on in your new eight room house?"

Ms. Kyle: "Oh, not so badly. We furnished one of the bedrooms by collecting soap coupons."

Ms. Warner: "Didn't you furnished the other seven rooms?"

Ms. Kyle: "We can't. They are full of the soap."

8 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |
7 votes

A little girl asks her father: "Daddy, what is corruption?"

"Go bring me a beer and I'll tell you."

"But mommy said you should stop drinking!"

"Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer."

"Oh, okay!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |
4 votes

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?

"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."

8 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |