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Think About It...

- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

- What if there were no hypothetical questions?

- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

- How can there be self-help "groups"?

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posted by "merk" |
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I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.

I knew right away who sent it...

It was my Uncle Ben.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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60 may be the new 40...

But the $100 dollar bill is the new $20 dollar bill.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$15.00 won 1 votes

She was the champ!

The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |