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The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"

"They're both vowels," I replied.

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posted by "Grampy" |
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A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.

Reports say he didn't suffer too long...

As he was only married 3 days!

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The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type horse they wanted.

"For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses. For you novice riders, we have slow horses."

A city slicker spoke out, "What if you've never ridden a horse?"

The cowpoke said, "Great. For you who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden, as well."

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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.

I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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posted by "wadejagz" |