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A man was boasting to his kids that when he was young, the young ladies would be chasing after him.

The kids (naturally) went to the man’s mother and asked if it were true. The grandma says, “Well, kids, it’s mostly true but I wouldn’t quite put it like that.”

“How would you put it, grandma?” asked the kids.

“I’d say the young ladies were chasing him AWAY!”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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A man is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge.

The judge asks, “How many peaches were in the can?”

The man replies, “Six, Your Honor.”

“In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach.”

Hearing that, his wife stands and says, “Your Honor, he also stole a can of peas.”

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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?!?!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.

This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |