Ms. Warner: "Well, how are you getting on in your new eight room house?"
Ms. Kyle: "Oh, not so badly. We furnished one of the bedrooms by collecting soap coupons."
Ms. Warner: "Didn't you furnished the other seven rooms?"
Ms. Kyle: "We can't. They are full of the soap."
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.
That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out?"