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I have planned out my Valentine's Day:

1) Awaken, and have breakfast in bed.

2) Chocolates for lunch.

3) Watch a romantic movie.

4) Dinner for two at a romantic restaurant.

5) Regret eating two dinners.

Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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This may be surprising for many of my friends, but I happen to have a date for Valentine's Day...

It's February 14.